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1. Trick or Treat (Eat My Pumpkin)

Trick or Treat (Eat My Pumpkin)

I sang all the heavy metal parts on this novelty song written by my friend TJ Taormina, under the moniker "Eat My Pumpkin." Song available for download at www.eatmypumpkin.com - and check out the cool animated video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCXn0ALOQMw Happy Halloween!

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2. The Leprechrapper

The Leprechrapper

A few of you maniacs asked me to post this, a montage of the perverted raps I put together for my Elvis Duran and the Morning Show phone tap for St. Patrick's Day. This is the uncensored version. Apologies to all Irish homosexual leprechauns. Copyright 2012 Bald Freak Music (ASCAP)

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3. Almost Paradise

Almost Paradise

Cover of "Almost Paradise" from the 'Footloose' Soundtrack. Upright piano, keytar, MicroKorg, loops, vocals, slightly dodgy backing vocals by me. Recorded using ProTools LE 8. Oh yes I did. "Almost Paradise" is written by Eric Carmen & Dean Pitchford. Copyright Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC. No rights reserved.

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4. Bandits On The Morning Show!

Bandits On The Morning Show!

I recruited the fantastic Bandits On The Run to hold up Elvis Duran and the Morning Show as the house band for Elvis' birthday celebration. We covered popular Top 40 hits and tweaked the lyrics just enough to make Elvis snort. I love it when a plan comes together! Bandits On The Run are: Roy Dodger - geetar, vocals Bonanza Jellyfish - cello, vocals Clarissa - xylophone, percussion, vocals with special guest star Banana Jack Shaker - organ, percussion, vocals Follow Bandits On The Run on SoundCloud @banditsontherun All Elvis Duran and the Morning Show audio is property of iHeartMedia, Elvis Duran Group, yo mama, etc.

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5. Q*Ball - Fortune Favors The Bald

Q*Ball - Fortune Favors The Bald

From the album "Fortune Favors The Bald" on Bald Freak Music. Available on iTunes & Amazon.

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6. Independent Minded 55: Otep

Independent Minded 55: Otep

Episode 55 features outspoken Los Angeles heavy metal artist Otep Shamaya. Otep talks about the new album, Generation Doom, being on a Twitter watch list, the impact of profanity, and defending her passionate stances. Songs from Otep featured on the podcast include Royals and Lie. Find out more about Otep at otepsaves.me Follow Otep on SoundCloud @otep-official

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7. Elvis Duran & the Morning Show Phone Tap: We Shaved Your Pussy

Elvis Duran & the Morning Show Phone Tap: We Shaved Your Pussy

A classic Elvis Duran and the Morning Show phone tap featuring Garrett and myself as pet groomers who "accidentally" shave a woman's cat. Oopsie. All Elvis Duran & the Morning Show phone taps are the intellectual property of Elvis Duran Group and ClearChannel Media and Entertainment. All rights reserved.

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8. Q*Ball - Freak Out, Rock Hard

Q*Ball - Freak Out, Rock Hard

"Dance like you're gonna take over the world." Available at iTunes + Amazon.com Copyright 2007 Bald Freak Music (ASCAP)

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9. Q*Ball - Fortune Favors The Bald

Q*Ball - Fortune Favors The Bald

Q*Ball - Fortune Favors The Bald Released on Bald Freak Music (BF02) iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fortune-favors-the-bald/id30753325 Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Fortune-Favors-Bald-Q-Ball/dp/B000CADEFQ/

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10. Independent Minded Podcast

Independent Minded Podcast

The Independent Minded podcast features conversations with indie artists in the music and entertainment business. Pop culture legends like “Weird Al” Yankovic and Henry Rollins, indie icons like CAKE, Gogol Bordello and Mike Doughty, and up-and-coming indie artists like Lucky Chops, The Districts and Vagabon talk about their experiences in the business, their inspirations and passions, and their recent projects. The podcast is hosted by Ron Scalzo, an indie musician and radio producer with 9 self-released albums and an independent record label of his own, Bald Freak Music. Listen and follow the podcast: http://www.iheartradio.com/independentminded https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/independent-minded/id1223839084?mt=2 More about Ron: http://www.baldfreak.com

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11. Elvis Duran & the Morning Show Christmas Caroloke 2014!

Elvis Duran & the Morning Show Christmas Caroloke 2014!

Danielle Monaro spits like a ninja warrior and I sing the vocals - with some help from special guest Michael Bolton - in tribute to the holiday classic "Drummer Boy" by Justin Bieber featuring Busta Rhymes. Aired on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, December 2014. All rights reserved. Property of iHeartMedia, legal mumbo jumbo, blah blah blah. Enjoy :)

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12. Independent Minded 37: Lola Rhodes

Independent Minded 37: Lola Rhodes

Episode 37 features Southern California pop singer/songwriter Lola Rhodes. Lola talks about her new stage name, releasing a new single every month, and her fetish for The Chipmunk Song. Songs from Lola Rhodes featured in the podcast include I Wanna Be and Marina del Rey. Find out more about Lola Rhodes at lolarhodes.com Follow Lola on SoundCloud @lolarhodes

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13. Elvis Duran & the Morning Show Phone Tap: Carmine's Tanning Salon

Elvis Duran & the Morning Show Phone Tap: Carmine's Tanning Salon

A classic Elvis Duran and the Morning Show phone tap featuring Garrett and myself as a tanning salon owner and his employee who gets caught peeping on a customer. All Elvis Duran & the Morning Show phone taps are the intellectual property of Elvis Duran Group and ClearChannel Media and Entertainment. All rights reserved.

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14. The Mayo Song!

The Mayo Song!

Aired on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show 3/28/14 to celebrate mayo-phobe Danielle Monaro's birthday! Vocals by Nicholas and Saleem Sayage Mix and SFX by Josh Kolodny

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15. Q*Ball - Licky

Q*Ball - Licky

From my first Q*Ball album, "Q*Ball In Space" on Bald Freak Music - available on iTunes, Amazon. Featured on MTV's Clone High USA "Snowflake Day" episode. Copyright 2002 Bald Freak Music (ASCAP)

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16. Return To Earth - Exit Wound

Return To Earth - Exit Wound

From Return To Earth's album 'Automata' on Metal Blade/Bald Freak Music (2010). Available on iTunes and Amazon.

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17. Return To Earth - You Will Be Replaced

Return To Earth - You Will Be Replaced

From Return To Earth's album 'Automata' on Metal Blade/Bald Freak Music (2010). Available on iTunes and Amazon.

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18. Ron Scalzo - You Deserve The Best

Ron Scalzo - You Deserve The Best

YOU DESERVE THE BEST They all said, “Things won’t change” “Don’t you touch that hot flame” Then the floods came You deserve the best And I deserve better than this My whole life Stuck in chains Then the floods came You deserve the best And I deserve better than this Cuz it’s too late Ron Scalzo – piano, synths, percussion, vocals Daniel G. Harmann – guitar, vocals Bill Nordwall – synth bass Steve O’Brien - trumpet Jasen Samford – acoustic guitar, drums, percussion, vocals Music & words by Ron Scalzo Copyright 2015 Bald Freak Music (ASCAP) Produced by Ron Scalzo Recorded & engineered by GG Reynolds @ Electrokitty Studio, Seattle, WA Mixed by GG Reynolds Mastered by Adam Boose @ Cauliflower Audio From Ron Scalzo's new solo release, You Deserve The Best, on Bald Freak Music (BFM02)

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19. Elvis Duran and the Morning Show Roll Call Show Opens 2015!

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show Roll Call Show Opens 2015!

My three favorite "roll call" opens from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show from 2015. I wrote and recorded all of these, and did all of the rapping and the singing. Coaster Boy Josh lent his mixing and imaging skills to all to give them some extra punch. Josh and I love punch. 1. Major Tom On Fleek Friday Open 2. B Minus Jungle Open 3. Funky Snakefoot B-Boy Open All audio property of Elvis Duran Group, iHeartMedia, yadda yadda hooda.

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