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1. Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

If you like the YouTube video that sent you here, check out my upcoming gaming channel! Lots of fun stuff in the works! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGelAvCMju0KsEP70ckN3Q I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one. When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year! LYRICS: Callie & Marie: (speaking Inkling) Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic! WiseGuy: Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy But look what I found, just lying in the street A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat) Khia: All you ladies pop your pussy like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss Just do it, do it C&M: (speaking Inkling) (singing in Inkling) Big Sean: I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick (ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you" You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you Donna Burke: WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4) Ice Cube: FUCK the police coming straight from the underground A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think they have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun to be beating on, and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager Searching my car, looking for the product Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta Spice Girls: I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want, (x2) I wanna (ha), I wanna (ha), I wanna (ha), I wanna (ha), I wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zig-ah. Parappa Kinda Voice: Yeea! As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best! NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me! Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow! Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance) https://soundcloud.com/big-fish-recordings/modulation-world-summit with Skrillex - Bangarang Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk Boney M - Gotta Go Home (all three used as musical texture throughout) Splatoon voice samples Whales - Hail Mary Mallon PSY - Gangnam Style Quad City DJ's - Space Jam Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time Khia - My Neck My Back Shiho Fuji - Splatfest Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Jet Set Radio samples Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk Donna Burke - Sins of the Father N.W.A. - Fuck The Police Spice Girls - Wannabe And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

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2. Paper Mario 2 - Everyone's Main Menu

Paper Mario 2 - Everyone's Main Menu

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) a sudden mini-explosion of people liking and reposting my songs got me back in the game - this one might be a little overwhelming but i got hit by inspiration at like 2AM and this is what happens when you ride out a late night wave like that (songs chunked in rough order of appearance) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Main Menu / File Load with Bangarang - Skrillex Move Bitch - Ludacris Get It On The Floor - DMX Bonfire - Childish Gambino with Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample) Gangnam Style - PSY I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean with Space Jam - Quad City DJ's Take On Me - A-ha My Neck, My Back - Khia with Summerslam Jam 1993 Music Video X Gon Give It To Ya - DMX with Express Yourself - N.W.A. All Star - Smash Mouth with American Girl - Tom Petty Gas Pedal - Sage The Gemini ft. IamSu with World Summit - Modulation (drum stab) Snake Eyes - David Holmes, Oceans 13 OST

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3. Weed Are The Crystal Gems (Full Song)

Weed Are The Crystal Gems (Full Song)

Please follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do, including SoundCloud stuff! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) Here's the full, extended version of the theme. I will never get tired of this joke, but working on this track for a few minutes a week for over a year was definitely exhausting. After all that work, hopefully it eclipses the first one I did. I would appreciate a re-post if it isn't too much trouble! Here's hoping the hiatus after Season 3 doesn't kill any of us! Shorter, original version: https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/weed-are-the-crystal-gems New album art by https://soundcloud.com/sketchbored

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4. Everyone's Lyrical Aurora (Everyone ╳ Classic YTMND - 133.2K Listen Special!)

Everyone's Lyrical Aurora (Everyone ╳ Classic YTMND - 133.2K Listen Special!)

Please follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do, including SoundCloud stuff! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) I don't even know what to write about this one. It started out as a simple Space Jam mashup for a collab Tainic is working on, and quickly spiraled out of control, becoming what is arguably my most complex, chaotic megamix ever. There are a LOT of YTMND jokes in this track, which was unbelievably fun to put together. I got my start with internet comedy / audio editing / mashups on YTMND in 2005, and digging back into that well was like seeing old friends again. So much fun! I don't think I'll ever be able to top this track as far as the sheer amount of sources used. Look at the insane track list below! I think I'm gonna start posting more original tracks and take a vacation from this kind of thing. That is, until I lose my mind and start an SMRPG collab album at some point! Tracks used (chunked in rough order of appearance) *inhale* Umineko no Naku Koro ni: When They Sing, Vol. 3 - Lyrical Aurora with Darude - Sandstorm Quad City DJ's - Space Jam Booty Bass - Shake That Ass Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time DJ Assault - Ass N' Titties Mike Greene - Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams Dschinghis Khan - Moskau PSY - Gangnam Style Donna Burke - Sins of the Father (Metal Gear Solid V Theme) Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger The Immortals - Mortal Kombat DJ RX - Who's The Nigga Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out The Clash - Rock The Casbah Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl Khia - My Neck My Back Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Daler Menhdi - Tunak Tunak Tun Hollywood Edge - Doppler Horn By, L To R, Semi-Truck Paul Shortino - E.G.G.M.A.N. Fred Thanks so much for listening, and for reading. Love you guys! Let me know your favorite bit! -James

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5. Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

Spec Ads: Doritos for Girls

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview? "(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth." "We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse." [https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html] well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977 music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music silent partner - drop and roll silent partner - marvin's dance silent partner - sun spots jingle punks - orange blanket jingle punks - killing with kindness

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6. LazyStar (LazyTown ╳ Smash Mouth)

LazyStar (LazyTown ╳ Smash Mouth)

i didn't think this was going to work at all but it did and i gotta post something it's been two months of radio silence, sorry about that! sources: lazytown - cooking by the book smash mouth - all star PSY - gangnam style donna burke - sins of the father (mgsv theme)

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7. Every One Tip March (102.3K Listen Special!)

Every One Tip March (102.3K Listen Special!)

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) I can't believe you guys have already helped me hit 100,000 listens. I can't begin to thank you all, but the next best thing I can do is continue to make music and stuff for you guys! I can't wait to show you what I've been working on. -James Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance) We Love Katamari - One Tip March / One Chip March with Skrillex - Bangarang Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk (used as musical texture throughout) Childish Gambino - Bonfire DMX - Fuck Tha Police MC Hammer - Can't Touch This Trina - Pull Over (That Ass Too Fat) Big Sean ft. E-40 - I Don't Fuck With You Eminem - Without Me

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8. Studiopolis Zone (Act 1) - Grand Dad Mania OST [698.1K Listen Special!)

Studiopolis Zone (Act 1) - Grand Dad Mania OST [698.1K Listen Special!)

This is one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/stardust-speedway-zone-act-1-grand-dad-mania-ost-6994k-listen-special is the other one, much less going on and not a megamix at all, but a lot calmer and nicer to listen to Sorry for the 7 months of radio silence. I can't express how much the support I've gotten from you guys means to me. Thank you so much. More coming soon, stay tuned!

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9. Weed Are The Crystal Gems

Weed Are The Crystal Gems

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) made this in about 45 minutes trying to learn how to pitch correct, a friend of mine is gonna make a video to accompany it at some point, sorry edit: working on the full song now https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/preview-weed-are-the-crystal-gems-extended edit 2: finished the full song! check it out! https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/weed-are-the-crystal-gems-full-song

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10. Egg Reverie Zone - Grand Dad Mania OST [786.5K Listen Special!]

Egg Reverie Zone - Grand Dad Mania OST [786.5K Listen Special!]

This is another one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A this one is a little more my style! Sonic Mania: Egg Reverie Zone - Tee Lopes with Body Movin - Beastie Boys Some drums I added My Humps - Black Eyed Peas My Neck, My Beck - Khia One More Time - Daft Punk Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk Shake That Ass Bitch - Booty Bass Candy Shop - 50 Cent I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas Motteke Sailor Fuku! (Lucky Star Theme) - Aya Hirano, Emiri Katō, Kaori Fukuhara, Aya Endō E.G.G.M.A.N. - Paul Shortino and a few Best Service Voice Spectral samples from various Sonic games

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11. Everyone's Minute to Win It! (Everyone vs. Wreck-it Ralph)

Everyone's Minute to Win It! (Everyone vs. Wreck-it Ralph)

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) Made this over the last two nights. Feels good, I thought I was bored of doing this stuff, but once the ball gets rolling there's no stopping it holy shit this one was fun Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance) Backing track: One Minute to Win It - Wreck-it Ralph OST - Henry Jackman Constant texture throughout the song: Bangarang - Skrillex Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson Gangnam Style - PSY Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr. Bonfire - Childish Gambino Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Will Smith Space Jam - Quad City DJs Hey Soul Sister - Train Walking On The Sun - Smash Mouth Without Me - Eminem Get It On The Floor - DMX I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean Stronger Than You - Steven Universe OST - Aivi & Surasshu ft. Estelle

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12. Aaron's Cardboard World Party (Aaron's Party ╳ Toni Leys Chiptune - 288.7K Listen Special!)

Aaron's Cardboard World Party (Aaron's Party ╳ Toni Leys Chiptune - 288.7K Listen Special!)

hi im back welcome to 2017!! sorry for the long break but i didn't have any good ideas and then i had this idea and made this song so here you go its a present for you!! https://soundcloud.com/tonileys/through-a-cardboard-world with Aaron Carter - Aaron's Party (Come Get It) Skrillex - Bangarang Donna Burke - Sins Of The Father (MGSV Theme) PSY - Gangnam Style

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13. I Don't Fuck With Nintendoland

I Don't Fuck With Nintendoland

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) First heard this concept from ManEatingOranges with the track I Need To Stop, made the same mashup with the SSB version of the song which is much cooler and louder

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14. Stardust Speedway Zone (Act 1) - Grand Dad Mania OST [699.4K Listen Special!]

Stardust Speedway Zone (Act 1) - Grand Dad Mania OST [699.4K Listen Special!]

This is another one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/studiopolis-zone-act-1-grand-dad-mania-ost-6981k-listen-special is the other one and it's much more megamix-y while this one is much more pleasant to listen to on its own and simple Sorry for the 7 months of radio silence. I can't express how much the support I've gotten from you guys means to me. Thank you so much. More coming soon, stay tuned!

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15. Everyone's City Area MEGAMIX (Sonic Heroes ╳ Everyone) [250K!] (Christmas Special 5 of 5)

Everyone's City Area MEGAMIX (Sonic Heroes ╳ Everyone) [250K!] (Christmas Special 5 of 5)

i will write a description and track list on this later, thank you guys so much for an awesome year. see you in 2017!!

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16. I Don't Fuck With My F-R-I-E-N-D-S

I Don't Fuck With My F-R-I-E-N-D-S

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) i'm new to this but after hearing some of the shit people are making on here, jesus i have to try and be a part of it

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17. Everyone's Emerald Hill (Everyone vs. Sonic + B*Witched)

Everyone's Emerald Hill (Everyone vs. Sonic + B*Witched)

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) Made this one for a fun project! First time I've added custom music elements to a mashup project. The cymbal swells, crashes and a few deep synth notes in the first few seconds are all-new, fresh and delicious. This one was a lot of fun! Enjoy! Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance) Emerald Hill Zone - Masato Nakamura and C'est la vie - B*Witched with Bangarang - Skrillex Hail Mary Mallon - Whales Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson Crank Dat - Soulja Boy Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample) Get It On The Floor - DMX Gangnam Style - PSY Accidentally In Love - Counting Crows I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean Original concept by Simon McClure

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18. 10 Mashup Challenge

10 Mashup Challenge

Follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do! (twitter.com/captaincomedy) Thanks Dvon, Mello and PeriDarren for nominating me with these tracks: https://soundcloud.com/digi/10-mashup-challenge https://soundcloud.com/iammountaindew/10-mashup-challenge https://soundcloud.com/dvonisstunnin/10-song-challenge I'm not gonna nominate anyone because my heart hurts after sitting and making this, I used to love Carefree before this. I have been hurt Songs: 1. Carefree - Kevin MacLeod 2. Ice Cream Paint Job - Dorrough 3. Jam - M. Jackson 4. Bangarang - Skrillex 5. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex 6. Sins of the Father - Donna Burke (WHOAAOOOAAAAA) 7. Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson (dough) 8. Gotta Go Home - Boney M (woohoohoohoo) 9. Everyone's Emerald Hill - CaptainComedy (reverse cymbal) 10. Think (About It) - Lyn Collins (Yeah! Woo! sample)

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19. Animal Crossing - 7 P.M. (Beach) [nonexistent game song using 2 steven universe melodies]

Animal Crossing - 7 P.M. (Beach) [nonexistent game song using 2 steven universe melodies]

A fake Animal Crossing 7PM Beach time-of-day song I made for fun. Submitted to Siivagunner because I think it'd be funny if people heard it and saw the title and went "wait, what the hell? is there beach music in the gamecube animal crossing??" and search for it only to find out that no, there isn't It uses AC instruments (except the percussion) and blends together Love Like You and We Are The Crystal Gems from Steven Universe, with an original section bridging them. I hope you like it!!

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