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1. The Debut: Do You Pee on Your Own Head?

The Debut: Do You Pee on Your Own Head?

John and Hank get together for the very first time to answer to answer a bunch of questions. Will we go to Ava's wedding? What college major will help the world most? Have you ever peed on your own head? Will humans eventually colonize the galaxy? What's going on with Mars? Also...AFC Wimbledon?!

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2. 002 - It's a Humor Podcast!

002 - It's a Humor Podcast!

In which Hank and John answer questions about global development, chronic pain, and being depressed in hotel rooms. It's a humor podcast!!

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3. 003 - Pain Demands to be Felt.

003 - Pain Demands to be Felt.

In which Hank and John discuss pain, the Istari, eschatology, and the slowness of apocalypses. Thank you to all of the many people sending in questions to [email protected]

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4. 004 - What's in a Name?

004 - What's in a Name?

Will a nickname change who I am? Are the bees OK? Should I go to a fancy college? And is it OK if you don't feel as sad as you think you should?

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5. 008 - Dear Hank and Grace!

008 - Dear Hank and Grace!

How do you adjust to a new culture in a new town? Do I have to study at an Ivy League school? Should I keep chasing my dream? Grace and Hank have all the answers!

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6. 005 - Should I Lie to Get a Job? With Maureen Johnson

005 - Should I Lie to Get a Job? With Maureen Johnson

With John out of town on the Paper Towns press tour, Hank calls on long-time John-replacement Maureen Johnson to help co-host this extra long edition of Dear Hank and John. In it, we discuss the science of sight, whether it's OK to lie to get a job, and how to deal with that paralyzing feeling that your life isn't special and that you're just going to do all of the same boring crap everyone else has already done.

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7. 006 - Would You Eat a Moon Sandwich? (With Emma Blackery)

006 - Would You Eat a Moon Sandwich? (With Emma Blackery)

Hank is joined by Emma Blackery (youtube.com/emmablackery) to give you some dubious advice about gherkins, Google Plus, fate and being short.

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8. 010 - When Your Friend Likes Ayn Rand...

010 - When Your Friend Likes Ayn Rand...

Dear Hank and John now with 100% MORE JOHN! Here we discuss what to do when a young relationship is endangered by different goals, whether memory implants would be awesome or awful, and how to pick books and TV shows in a world of infinite content.

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9. 007 - What to do About Stomach Farts

007 - What to do About Stomach Farts

How do you avoid being pretentious when you're intelligent, Charlie and Jimmy's school uniforms, when to look for a new job, and all the news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

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10. 011 - How do you "Make Something of Yourself"?

011 - How do you

If you could punch anyone in the face, who would it be? Do you need to "protect your image"? Do adults continue to change as they get older? What are some cheap date ideas? If you could invent a new word, what would it be? These and other questions (and also the news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon) are contained within!

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11. 009 - Dear Hank and Felicia

009 - Dear Hank and Felicia

Can you ruin your life in high school? How do you un-friend someone IRL? What video game world would you live in? Hank Green and Guest-John Felicia Day take on these questions and more in the final episode before John's return next week!

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12. 012 - Tree Climbing Strategies

012 - Tree Climbing Strategies

Do old people love minions? Do you believe in the multi-verse? What languages would you Matrix into your brain? How do you pick a sports team? What do fish dream about? These and other questions answered in this delightful episode of Dear Hank and John. Edited by Nicholas Jenkins. Theme music from Gunnarolla.

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13. 014 - Jurassic Mars

014 - Jurassic Mars

Do other people exist? How do I become a good middle school teacher? How do I know if I'm being egotistical? What is "home" and will I ever find it? And a secret that Hank has never told anyone and is totally ashamed of!

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14. 017 - Meeting Taylor Swift('s parents)

017 - Meeting Taylor Swift('s parents)

How do I stop projecting onto people? What do you do when you get pigeonholed as "the smart kid"? Is English class valuable? And of course...do you have any advice for new drivers...of course we do...be very careful and do not kill us. NOTE: This was recorded before the big Mars news that was released today but, oddly enough, I talk about the thing that the news is about which is a bit confusing. Sorry about that.

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15. 013 - John and Hank and Wheezy Waiter!

013 - John and Hank and Wheezy Waiter!

How do you make friends? What's your favorite planet? What would happen if you fell into Jupiter? Is it all downhill from 30? What sports did you play? If you could be a prodigy at any one thing what would it be? Edited by Nicholas Jenkins.Theme music by Gunnarolla.

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16. 015 - Get That In Your Mouth!

015 - Get That In Your Mouth!

What is art? Should we lower the drinking age? What kind of liquor is the best? Who should I play with on Mario Kart? How do decrease my impact on the environment without money? What do you do when "The One" leaves you? And OTHER QUESTIONS ANSWERED!!

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17. 018 - Coming to Terms with your Nerdiness

018 - Coming to Terms with your Nerdiness

How do I balance my marriage with my career? What if your job isn't morally ambiguous? Is there something wrong with me if I am informed but also not sure who to vote for? But boy do we spend a lot of time on that first one because we clearly think about it a lot! Also...WATER ON MARS!

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18. 016 - Handling Awful Roomates

016 - Handling Awful Roomates

Hey! Let's talk about Patrick Rothfuss's beard! Also, talking with Nathalie, falling asleep instead of singing, and how to run a press junket. It's a pretty weird and varied episode of Dear Hank and John! A comedy podcast about death.

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19. 020 - This Episode Contains Puke

020 - This Episode Contains Puke

Should I cave to my parents and have them at my wedding? Are we just cats? Why does 98 degrees feel hot if that's my body temperature? How do I read slow books? What do you do when your loved one is in a pyramid scheme?

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