The following is a Pokémon Parody.
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Lyrics written and performed by: Paladin.
Recorded and mixed at Freeway Dog Labs in Oakland, CA.
Original beat made by: Twitchez2k.
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I got a Pocket full of Pokeballs, the red 'n' the white
I even brung a bunch of Badges, rewardin’ the fight
I keep the prize in my eyes, keep my foes in my sight
Me and my posse and my Pikachu will ROCKET tonight,
I keep a fire on the wire case you’re vegetable’s ripe, I’ll send a psychic in to psych you into legible type
I keep a Rock, it in my pocket case your Monster’s Electric, Dispatch a Dragon set to snack on what you’ll Measure with Metric, the world of
PO-KAY-MON, you know, there ain’t an A in
PO-KAY-MON -- COMEONWE’LLMAKEATRADEA’
PO-KAY-MON (Golem from a Graveler)
You know that Jigglypuff, although she’s Normally tough,
Out like a Light in face of Fighting but it still ain’t enough,
Cuz even Gyrados is shyarin’ do-si-doses of pain,
Before the Muk starts chuckin’ up and up and MAKIN’ IT RAIN
Yet I’m a crier for the FIRE, keeps on BREAKIN THE ICE
Bugs keep on sluggin’, cryin’ when the Flyin’ takes to the Heights
I’ll take the mass of the Grass, just to run you to Ground,
(I’ll come and go like a Ghost)
BUT YOU WILL KNOW I’M AROUND, CUZ THIS IS
Now this world is full of Trainers, even simple collectors, that disconnect then resurrect as global player pretenders, yeah Giovanni may be robbin’ - but his pawns are all broke-rs, if you get burned, ain’t you heard? YEAH THIS MON IS A POKER and I am never gonna let up till the day that I die
there's a creature you ain't never thought would think to arise
he's a man that will stand for the freedom he cries -
a Pokémaster set to understand the power inside.
PO-KAY-MON - this ain't a game, playa
PO-KAY-MON - THIS AIN’T A GAME, PLAYA
PO-KAY-MON, Golem from a Graveler
Charmeleon, Wartortle, we chortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, hangin’ with a Tenta-crew -
Aerodactyl - Triple-Axel - be impactful -
Omanyte, Oma’day - *ominous way* -
*Pikachu* - *Raichu* - sorry if I ‘bless you’,
Didn’t mean to wake you, Puffy to the rescue
Sing! Bubbling like a Magmar, warmed up!
(Pwn’d us like you Cloned us, you really mighta warned us)
Roam like a Butterfree, Sting like a Beedrill,
Gaunt like a Haunter - if anybody, *he* will
*we* will, *she* will, gander at the PlayBill
Master all the Pokemon, never gonna stay still
Gotta catch em all, Gotta catch em all, YEAH
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