This little number is a reimagining of Vulfpeck's instrumental track 'Rango II' to form an entirely new parodic song about TV and popular culture today. It's a little crazy, and I think I've lost my marbles.
Many thanks to Vulfpeck - you guys funk
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Welcome back after the break to 'Accidental Pregnancies'.
Meet Karen and Steve who got it on 9 months ago.
Future father sitting in the waiting room,
A cigarette between his lips as his future looms.
(Hey you got a light son?)
He hears the mother screaming then he heard the baby's screams,
Fill the hospital ward just like they do on TV.
Wants to pull a runner go to Sweet Louisiana,
Free of responsibility and that wife you don't like (A-A-America).
But the Doctor came a calling and he stopped the crazy coward,
And he put the baby in Steve's arms.
What a moment the baby's so beautiful!
I mean I hate to break it to you Steve and Karen but your baby looks like every other baby we've had on this programme. In fact, every single episode is exactly the same. I think we need a new idea guys.
This week on 'Have You Got Bad Parenting Skills?',
We welcome Steve and Karen and their devil child Jonathan.
Jonathan's a bit of a nightmare, we don't what to do with him.
(Oh shut up mum or I'll tell Dad that you slept with Gary).
Every time he kills another kid we try to tell him off,
But he just does it again. (Oh fair enough I did do that).
He's driving me and Steve apart we haven't had sex since he was born.
Oh it's a bloody long time not to have sex isn't it lads,
I mean sometimes you just think why don't we get rid of our kids?
They're a horrible lot anyway. I for one would not miss my son at all.
(Hey Dad mum slept with Gary you cuckold). You what?
So Karen and Steve dealt with their bad parenting skills by putting Jonathan up for adoption. Good for them.
Please give a warm round of applause to Steve, first on our show this week entitled:
'You've Got A Pretty Generic Problem With Someone Related To You. We'll Pay You Both To Embarrass Yourselves In Front Of The Whole Nation On Live TV. Get A Scary Man To Shout At You For A Bit. And Then Leave Your Problems Alone To Fester.'
My wife doesn't love me anymore.
(She doesn't love him, she doesn't love him no).
She slept with Gary from next door.
But Gary's well-adjusted, and financially secure (Oh Gary!)
I mean to be honest with you Steve I'm not sure what you've got to offer in comparison to Gary, I mean, just look at him...
He's a winner in the bedroom honey!
And a winner in the boardroom honey!
So tall he needs extra legroom does Gary!
I even heard he likes the ballet!
I mean I know he's great and all but can we please move on from Gary now.
He is kind of hot though.
Did you hear he worked out?
That guy is so dreamy.
Yeah, that went well.
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