@Starbomb: You no approve, me take down!
Starbomb are Youtube's Egoraptor and Ninja Sex Party and they're awesome, so check it.
[It's dangerous to go alone ]
My name is Link, y'all, I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force o' good since 1986, old school
I'm bringin' you a laid-back summertime jam
Hold on a minute Link!
Hey, what's up old man?
I see that you're embarkin' on another epic quest
You're gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone, take this
Oh, thanks Old Man, that is really very nice
I can always count on you for helpful, friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size
Oh god, that's not a sword! It's your dick in disguise
Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my schween
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Link, don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle a scrotum that you're blowing
[The new Pokerap]
Alright, let's go!
Pikachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine
Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk
Oh, I know these guys!
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door
Well it seems new types of Pokemon are coming out really fast!
Oh, there are more
Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry that I
This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon gone wrong
This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
I really don't appreciate those things that you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just, I, I just think that maybe-
Yo, an apology is in order
It's my honest suspicion
You're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, bitch, I'm gonna make you scream
My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my Chi to beat your ass with a Dao
So what you got to motherfucking say to me now?
Oh you need my skills?
Moblins: no problem and octoroks don't know poppycock!
Gotta get that Triforce tomorrow, but first I gotta do my pop and lock!
When I see an iron knuckle I'm a buckle up my pants
Cause those bitches don't fuck around when I kick on my Z-target dance!
But see, with me, I've gotta find a different way to defeat
Don't use my sword and shield but I know this flow is good enough to kill
The Hylian people rejoice: cause your hero is the illest mothafuckin' rapper with the illest fuckin' voice!
How was that?
Those raps do anything for you?
Princess Peach, won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi
When Mario and Peach team up you are screwed (You're my own BROTHER!)
Pikachu's way less fuckin' cute when he is trying to electrocute you! (Pika PIII!)
Samus is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit
That is the last goddamn straw...
Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna show us...
... how it's motherfuckin' DONE!
Minecraft is for everyone
No copyright infringement intended. All rights lie with the respective artists.
'It's dangerous to go alone', 'The new Pokerap', 'I choose you to die', 'Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken', 'The Hero of Rhyme', 'Crasher-Vania', 'Luigi's Ballad', 'SMASH!' and 'The simple plot of Metal Gear Solid' written and performed by Starbomb.
'Starbomb Medley' arranged, recorded and performed by ConDots.
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