Hi guys! My name's Julian. I'm trying to figure out how to do stuff with recording software, and I felt like making a rap song about memes, yeah. The audio quality is a little low, but I can fix that in the longrun, hopefully! Just trying to get my neck out into the community! :)
Note, some of the lyrics may be off a bit from adding in stuff throughout. Enjoy!
It started in the year 21, not.
Gotta a little thot, thinkin hard on it 'cause
Drop bombs on the track like I drop allah ahk'bars.
I'm top block. I'm stupid? No, I'm not! POGCHAMP WOO!
Rap sweet like bananas. It's cold outside, dude.
Daym Droppin' to the store for Freesh Avacadoos.
Chewing them like Ricegum, got that heat.
Beat me? Nigga! You'll fall like Gabby!
Repost in my neighborhood, thinking you're a badass.
But comin' against me is a roast yourself challenge!
Dance til' I'm dead, you're on the wrong side.
Content cop here: You're getting demonitized!
I like turtles! I'm proud to admit it!
Never repeat words like Panda when I spit it!
'Cause the raps don't stop comin, I'm a rockstar!
Great wall like China, Trump you like a poptart!
Catch me breath, don't wanna Crash Bandicoot.
Got raps like Dubai, lit, bring it back too.
No fluff like these biscuits, true.
Want a magnum dong? Bitch I hope the fuck you do!
Ya'll getting no sleep 'cause of me!
I raise capacity far past the celing!
You're redboned in my swamp, won't go far.
My trajectory is a shooting star.
Got no Skinny Penis, I'm Number One.
Slap my bald head for the sake of Squaddd!
Got Vsauce on the track, raps in the bag.
I'm spooky bitch, so how 'bout that?
Dare me? I can't believe you've done this.
Never cook by the book, I run this.
Never hear me Bork on the track, I roar.
Backpack kid, but I'm always on tour!
Even when I drop my hot pocket, I rock it.
Mega faggot? Everyone type in chat: I top it.
It's Wednesday my dudes, hop on the Thomas train.
You're like kazoo kid, blowin' this game.
Bing bong, ding dong.
Scream hard like a marmot.
Got a small loan of a penny, want my thoughts?
DO IT! Or had you forgot?
Try me bitch, I tongue twist.
Flick of the wrist, iridocyclitis.
Waiting for the bar to come next.
Oh excuse me, I need some Bekfest!
Deez Nuts hang low, ma name not Jeff.
MY MIND'S SAYING NO, MY BODY'S SAYING YES.
Wii Mii theme playin' on my deathbed.
Crunch raps like doritos, never fail the test.
Can't deny that I always rap rough.
Not to be racist or anything...but HATERS SUCK!
I'm MLG, got a special set of skills.
not 3+3 but illuminati when I kill.
Thug life? Oh hell nah, this life chose me.
Ask who I am, be ready for a roasting.
Coast dank memes like I do everyday.
White boy from WV rapping? I'm gay! KAPPAPRIDE!
Here's a lesson? I'm not one to be messed with.
Crested at the crest with crippling depression!
I don't associate with fools, tough, I know.
But I only need one track, not a double upload.
Comin' out of my hovels Scarce.
Julian is Here to give a scare!
Got the longest raps? Yeah boy, shit.
Dunk like Shaq, body spray on my pits.
But the Stranger Thing's my attacks.
Comin' on tracks like the ting go skrat!
Smash your mouth with what I tout.
Don't need a supersuit to lay this down.
Got the dankest of memes when I'm spitting out heat, baby.
Can never even come close to saying that I'm outdated.
Boku no Pick out your favorite, I know it's a lot I had.
Bush did 9/11, but I bet he'd still dab!
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