Welcome to episode 30 of You Me & Duffy! This week we will finally give you our review of, Wonder Woman! There have been a lot of articles flying around the internet saying that "We finally have a movie with a strong female lead." To that we say, HAH! We list just a small portion of actresses that are and have portrayed, Women of Badassery! Let us know who we missed.
In honor of seeing Wonder Woman we drank one of Secret of the Booze's newest beverages, The Martini of Truth! It was tasty and it was very strong! We definitely recommend tipping one back while you relax and check out episode 30, Women of Badassery!
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So much badassery is contained in this episode, we're surprised we didn't have to split it into two parts. (Instead we just accidentally uploaded it late. Get at us.)
First up is Drizzt Do'Urden, the Badass of the Purple Eyes and Double Scimitars from "Homeland" by R.A Salvatore, a favorite of Sam's and washed down with a fittingly purple Windows to the Soul cocktail. Don't forget about the badass black panther sidekick, too.
Our second book, while perhaps a little less graceful type of badass but still badass nonetheless, is "Kings of the Wyld" by Nicholas Eames. What's not to like about badass-rock-bands-turned-monster-fighters? Absolutely nothing. Our ill-named--but certainly not ill-tasting--New York Sangria will almost go ignored with how good we found this book.
1) Lie about how big your dick is all the time, and about how many white women you fucked while their husbands were away at work. This way, you feel wanted by someone other than law enforcement.
2) Bounce as much as you can, bobble your head up & down and back & forth, and hold your crotch when you walk. Don't forget to lick your lips as much as possible.
3) Wear the largest clothes you can find. Wear you cap backwards or sideways. Wear a bandana underneath the cap if possible.
4) Screw as many fat negro sows as you can, this way Your illegitimate children help the mothers bleed the government dry, and you can lie to yourself about what a "playa you is".
5) Only drink malt liquor, Colt 45, or Thunderbird.
6)When you get pulled over and arrested for the trunkful of weed in your Sedan deVille, yell racism and racial profiling (even if the cop is black, he's an oreo). Make sure the Nation of Islam and the NAACP hear about your case. Don't forget the ACLU.
7) All negresses will allow their heathen children to run wild in stores and break things. When they want you to pay for the items, tell them, "you just want me to pay for that shit cuz I'm black. You'd let me go if I was white, muthafucka."
8) All negresses will converse with the black check-out clerks at the grocery store and hold up the line, especially when there's a lot of white folks behind you. Act like you can't find your money and hold up the line even further.